Huck Helps Guy Up-Chuck!

In the mainstream media’s speculation over whether Barack Obama is an enlightened being with a “powerful luminosity, a unique high-vibration integrity” and “a Lightworker, that rare kind of attuned being who …. can actually help usher in a new way of being on the planet,” it is, of course, displaying its bias again.

What about Mike Huckabee as Messiah?

In an underreported miraculous act at a luncheon last weekend, Huckabee yanked a state senator from the grip of death just by touching the man. The raised man went on to spread the news about him all over that region. He testified to the Palmetto Scoop, “We all know that [Huckabee] is pro-life, and once again he has lived up to it,” and bore witness to the, “To me this is just typical Mike Huckabee … He’s just a decent fun guy who cares about people.”

Huckabee’s daughter cried out in the wilderness that this is not the first time Huckabee has stretched forth his hand and saved lives, proving a gross understatement the Free Republic’s naming of Huckabee as “savior to at least one.”

And we esteemed him not?

HT: Recherche

~ by stultiloquence on June 9, 2008.

6 Responses to “Huck Helps Guy Up-Chuck!”

  1. Is this your subtle way of telling us you’re developing a crush on Huckabee? Besides, how many people have been saved by B.O.?

  2. I thought it was anything but subtle. I dunno about the Lightworker. I hear he did some community organizing in Chicago once but he also did pot, so that probably evens out his cosmic karma record. I’ll bet Huck never did pot.

  3. To paraphrase the great William Jefferson Clinton, what do you mean by “did” pot? Did he smell it? Inhale it? Puff it?

  4. This is my favorite part: “Many spiritually advanced people I know (not coweringly religious, mind you, but deeply spiritual)”

    What the ¡****! does spiritually advanced mean?!? Is this like the Dungeons and Dragons of cheap 21st-century pseudo-spirituality? I think I’m three or four levels shy of the “advanced” level; I’m currently stuck on “high medium.”

    I include Mark Morford and his “spiritually advanced” pals under my classification of spiritual masturbators:

  5. Spiritual masturbators? wtf?

    And I’m pretty sure the Lightworker inhaled .. A LOT.

  6. People who reject the real thing but still want the sensations.

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