Will Marry for Rent Help

A friend says the apartment beneath hers is soon up for rent. One bedroom studio apartment, fireplace, spacious kitchen, big closet, rent out of my range. Simplest long-range solution: Marry by April. Applicants must be gainfully employed and willing to cede three-fourths of the closet. Shared checking accounts and housework duties a must. No pets. Submit applications below or at stultiloquence.wordpress@gmail.com.


~ by stultiloquence on February 8, 2008.

2 Responses to “Will Marry for Rent Help”

  1. Wee, technically, it’s not a spacious kitchen. But it IS in a separate room from the rest of the apartment, which is more than you can say for most of New York.

  2. Oh well in that case I can just get a roommate and have her sleep in the kitchen.

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