No Ho Ho Ho

Australian Santas are saying “Ha Ha Ha,” not “Ho Ho Ho.”

The reason should be obvious: Every woman who hears Santa bellow “Ho Ho Ho” has always automatically assumed that he is calling her a slut, and we would not want to fill the ears of tender Aussie kiddies with offensive and degrading words, now would we?

Oh, the dreary duty of political correctness! How virtuous to take upon yourself the cross of killing joy.


~ by stultiloquence on November 26, 2007.

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